So, Neil Patrick Harris's wedding is basically...
katastrophic.: Alton Brown-isms. →
erikakatastrophe: 1. Alton Brown grinds his own peppercorns. With his teeth. 2. Alton Brown’s chili cheese fries are healthier than raw carrots. Even after he adds the bacon and lard. 3. Alton Brown brushes his teeth with wasabi and gargles with pickle brine. But still his breath smells like lemon meringue. 4. Alton Brown can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds.
erroneousenthymemes: In one human, there are more atoms than there are stars in the known universe. In one second, the Sun has produced more neutrinos than there are atoms in every human that has ever lived.
My three favorite things.
#3 squeezing a lemon wedge straight into my mouth #2 when dogs get hiccups #1 the sound of sprinklers turning on